A drawing of me

Hey, I'm ash!

I make stuff™

Who?

I'm ash, an 18 year old who makes stuff™!
What is stuff™? I'll tell you in a sec, but first: let me waste some of your time with some personal information that you're probably going to forget in the next 5 to 10 seconds!

I love playing the piano, despite not really being that good at it, but I make up for it by being quite possibly the best kazoo player to ever exist on this cruel Earth. I also love tinkering with stuff, which is why I am an Arch Linux user. Yes, you heard me: I use Arch, btw.

As you may have realized by now, I am excruciatingly funny (especially when sleep deprived)! Such funniness can be seen in the Pretendo Network April Fools' joke of 2022. What? You don't find it that funny? Damn, too bad. This is my about me, I'll write what I want.

A picture of a Blåhaj (a stuffed shark plush from IKEA) wearing headphones and sitting at a desk. The shark appears to be working on some code on their main monitor, and they have this website open on their secondary monitor

Stuff™. Stuff™? Stuff™!

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